I was out of town for more than two weeks, so I decided to suspend my Equinox membership and save $150! To fill in the muscle gap, I joined David Barton using a 1-month gift pass from my friend Billy. Today is your chance to help me decide which gym I should stick with at the end of the month.
The evidence, for your consideration:
Equinox: Sexy, Snotty, Cool
Barton: Clubby, Shady, Gay
Equinox: Cutting edge 1999
Barton: Cutting edge 2005
Equinox: Jake, Hilary, Julianne, Keifer
Barton: HX Cover boys, pimps, bartenders, and many of my friends
My likelihood of getting laid
Equinox: Since 1992, not nearly high enough
Barton: 100%, I think
Equinox: Bulk crap, with fancy names
Barton: Bumble & Bumble
The Locker Room
Barton: High School Shower Intimidation-like
Busines Partner Members
Equinox: Current business partner Carl
Barton: Current business partner Danny; Former business partner Billy
Family Member Members
Equinox: Sister Sibyl, though in LA
Barton: Brother Daniel, though not since 1997. He was the straight guy.
I've got my leanings. But I need your help...